Traveling Gnome Diner LLC

fud's totchos

tater tots, bbq pulled pork, nacho cheese, onions, jalapeños, tomatoes, scallions, and sour cream

quick quest quesadilla

chicken, cheddar, jalapeno, onion, and tomato inside a tortilla w/salsa and sour cream

salt city pots

smashed salt potatoes topped with cheddar, bacon, sour cream, and green onion

leaning tower of pisa

our onion ring tower served with marinara and ranch

fly me to the moon

fried mozzarella half-moons with marinara

big as texas tendies

hand battered chicken tenders - gnome-body does them better!

where the buffalo roam tendies

hand battered chicken tenders tossed in buffalo sauce

tex-mex burger

queso, sour cream, jalapeno, tomato, and onion, wrapped in flour tortilla and pressed on the grill

country road brunch burger

hashbrown, bacon, egg, and cheddar cheese, on brioche bun

philly burger

peppers, mushrooms, onions, and provolone on brioche

back alley burger

cajun seasoned burger with caramelized onions, and bleu cheese crumbles

big texan

pulled pork, mac n cheese, jalapenos, onion rings, bbq sauce, and pepper jack

gnome nonsense burger

just the burger with american cheese on a brioche bun

halfway there

half sandwich and soup - your choice of blt, tuna, ham and cheese, or our classic grilled cheese with one of our soups of the day (does not include fries or tots)

double decker club

turkey club on choice of toast or wrap with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, and bacon piled high

business & leisure traveler... b.l.t.

bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayo on toasted bread or wrap

railway reuben

corned beef piled high with swiss cheese, sauerkraut, and thousand islands dressing, on toasted marble rye or wrap

monte carlo

i mean... monte cristo! ham and turkey piled high with swiss cheese and "traffic jam", toasted to golden brown french toast perfection and sprinkled with powdered sugar

basic gnomie grilled cheese

our blend of american and cheddar cheese on your choice of toasted bread

bougee gnomie grilled cheese

provolone, swiss, pepper jack, and cheddar cheeses with bacon and 1 egg over hard, topped with tomato and avocado, melted together to perfection

hot rod beast

i mean... hot roast beef and gravy between your choice of bread

fishing expedition

beer battered haddock on a hoagie served with tartar sauce and lemon

paradise by the dashboard light

our homemade meatloaf, bacon, cheddar, and mayo, topped with onion rings, all stacked up high on a brioche bun

let's go buffalo chicken sammy

crispy or grilled chicken with buffalo sauce, creamy bleu cheese dressing and bleu cheese crumbles, tomato, lettuce, on a brioche bun

alamo chicken sammy

crispy or grilled chicken with a special blend of seasonings, topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, onion rings, bbq sauce, lettuce, and tomato, on a brioche bun

sweet home alabama

pulled pork with bbq sauce, coleslaw, and onion rings on brioche bun

french dip-pidy doo dah

hot roast beef and melted swiss cheese on a croissant, served with au jus

baggage claim brisket sammy

smoked brisket, peppers, onions, cheddar cheese and coleslaw on texas toast

when in rome

classic caesar salad

santorini salad

spinach, red onion, tomato, olives, feta, and hot peppers with a pita

hollywood salad

iceberg lettuce, bacon, hard-boiled egg, avocado, bleu cheese crumbles, tomato with choice of dressing

fud's fresh catch

a huge piece of beer battered haddock with fries, coleslaw, and tartar sauce

wagon wheels

our version of chicken and biscuits... chicken and veggies in gravy over buttermilk biscuits

county road take me home

country fried steak and white gravy with mashed potatoes and corn

mama gnome meatloaf

our homemade meatloaf served with mashed potatoes, gravy, and corn

papa gnome meatloaf

layers of homemade meatloaf, cheddar cheese, and bacon served on a bed of mashed potatoes and topped with onion rings... trust us, you really want this one!

down home mac n cheese

classic homemade macaroni and cheese made with penne and our house made smoked gouda cheese sauce with a slice of garlic bread

fantastic voyage

chicken, broccoli, and penne tossed in our homemade alfredo sauce with a slice of garlic bread

little italy lasagna

our homemade lasagna topped with red sauce, alfredo sauce, or both! we highly recommend choosing both! we like to call it, "the big dave"! with a slice of garlic bread

roam in rome

chicken parm with penne and our homemade red sauce with a slice of garlic bread

egg | toast | english muffin | croissant | biscuit

pancake | gnomefries | house salad | caesar salad | apple sauce | salt potatoes | coleslaw | mashed | fries | tater tots | corn

broccoli | onion rings | bacon | sausage

cheesy garlic bread | mac n cheese | sweet potato fries w/ rumchata marshmallow dip | pulled pork hash | soup of the day

french onion soup or chili (seasonal)

pepsi | diet pepsi | sierra mist | mt dew | schweppes ginger ale | pink lemonade | fresh brewed iced tea

southern sweet tea

(includes one refill)

fresh brewed coffee

(includes bottomless refills)

orange juice | apple juice | cranberry juice

bottled pepsi products | bottled lipton iced tea | bottled aquafina water

pepsi products

hot cocoa

coffee

juice

chocolate milk

iced tea

hot tea

milk

vanilla

made with perry's ice cream and topped with whipped cream

chocolate

made with perry's ice cream and topped with whipped cream

strawberry

made with perry's ice cream and topped with whipped cream

black raspberry

made with perry's ice cream and topped with whipped cream

mint ting a ling

made with perry's ice cream and topped with whipped cream

cookies & cream

made with perry's ice cream and topped with whipped cream

peanut butter cup

made with perry's ice cream and topped with whipped cream

vanilla | chocolate | strawberry | raspberry | blueberry | peanut butter | pb chocolate

grilled cheese

american cheese on choice of bread

classic pb&j

peanut butter and grape jelly on choice of bread

kraft mac n cheese

classic kraft mac n cheese

chicken nuggies

6 classic chicken nuggets

burger slider

4 oz burger on slider bun, with or without cheese

pasta and sauce

pasta with our classic house made red sauce

pancake

choice of one plain, chocolate chip, blueberry, or cinnamon roll

belgian waffle

two pieces of belgian waffle with whipped cream and apple butter

egg, meat, and toast

1 egg your way with choice of 1 meat and 1 slice of toast

chicken tendies

2 chicken tenders with fries

pasta

with butter or sauce

classic gnomie

classic bloody mary topped with celery, lemon, lime, olive, and pickle

salty gnomie

with bacon vodka, beef broth, and al sauce, topped with bacon, celery, olive, and a pickle

cowboy gnomie

with bacon vodka and smokey bbq sauce topped with bacon, celery, olive, and pickle

mexican gnomie

with tequila, corona, clamato juice, tobasco sauce, garlic, and chili powder topped with celery, lime, and a cherry pepper (also known as a michelada)

scottish gnomie

with scotch, topped with celery, lemon, lime, olive, pickle, and a banger (scottish sausage)

asian gnomie

with soy sauce, siracha, wasabi, and ginger topped with celery, lime, and pickle

italian gnomie

with clamato juice, topped with celery, olive, pickle, and pepperoncini

canadian gnomie

with canadian whiskey and maple syrup topped with maple bacon

nutty gnomie

espresso, hazelnut liqueur, irish cream, and milk over ice, topped with whipped cream

friendly gnomie

espresso, coconut rum, and milk over ice, topped with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and coconut

social gnomie

espresso, vanilla vodka, caramel, and milk over ice, topped with whipped cream and caramel

cool gnomie

espresso, irish cream, vanilla vodka, and heavy cream over ice, topped with whipped cream

peaceful gnomie

oregon chai tea latte, spiced rum, and steamed milk, topped with whipped cream and cinnamon

basic gnomie

espresso, bourbon, pumpkin cinnamon roll syrup, and steamed milk, topped with whipped cream and cinnamon

quiet gnomie

coffee, irish cream, vanilla vodka, and maple syrup, topped with whipped cream

original gnomie... the og...

i mean... oj... and champagne

perky gnomie

pineapple juice, champagne, and grenadine

tipsy gnomie

orange juice, amaretto, and champagne

peachy gnomie

peach schnapps and blush champagne

natural gnomie

lemon, honey, ginger, and champagne

blushing gnomie

raspberry syrup and blush champagne

sexy gnomie

blackberry brandy, grenadine, and blush champagne

snobby gnomie

pomegranate juice, blueberries, and champagne

shy gnomie

orange juice, strawberry syrup, and blush champagne

juicy gnomie

apple cider and champagne

flirty gnomie

vanilla vodka, pineapple juice, and champagne

macaroni & cheese

classic homemade macaroni and cheese made with pasta shells and our own blend of 5 cheeses

chicken parm

fried chicken topped with mozzarella and sauce, served on a bed of penne and sauce

fish dinner

beer battered haddock with fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce, and lemon (or sub mac n cheese for the fries and coleslaw)

chicken gravy and biscuit

chicken and veggies in gravy over a flaky buttermilk biscuit

meatloaf

house made meatloaf served with mashed potatoes, gravy, and corn

burger and fries

a half pound burger with american cheese on a brioche bun served with fries or tater tots

half sandwich with soup or fries

choose from blt, ham and cheese, or grilled cheese with soup or fries or half turkey club with soup or fries

half hot roast beef

roast beef and gravy between your choice of bread with fries or tater tots

half fish hoagie

beer battered haddock on a hoagie served with tartar sauce and lemon with fries or tater tots

egg, meat, and toast

1 egg, 1 bacon or sausage, 1 piece of toast, and a coffee or tea

eggs, homefries, and toast

2 eggs, homefries, and 2 pieces of toast

eggs, meat, homefries, and toast

2 eggs, 2 bacon or sausage, homefries, and 2 pieces of toast

breakfast sandwich and homefries

fried egg with choice of cheese and meat, on choice of toast with homefries

sausage gravy & biscuits

house made white sausage gravy over buttermilk biscuit w/ homefries

french toast

2 slices of texas toast served golden brown, dusted with powdered sugar, w/side of homefries

pancakes

choice of 1 flavor (plain, blueberry, chocolate chip, or cinnamon roll)

gnomie hangover

omelet or scramble (choice of western, greek, bbq pulled pork, or veggie), plus 2 slices bacon, 2 pieces sausage, 2 pancakes or 2 piece of french toast, gnomefries and choice of toast

"fud"tata

eggs scrambled with gnomefries, peppers, broccoli, onion, tomato, spinach, bacon, sausage, and american cheese plus choice of toast

southern bbq pulled pork hash & eggs

2 eggs cooked your way, served with pulled pork hash and choice of toast

red eye burrito

scrambled eggs with peppers, onion, tomato, bacon, cheddar, gnomefries, and hot sauce wrapped up and pressed on the grill

jet lag totchos

tater tots, nacho cheese, bacon, scrambled eggs, jalapeños, scallions, sour cream, and salsa

short journey

1 egg, 1 bacon or sausage, 1 piece of toast, and a coffee or tea

quick detour

2 eggs, gnomefries, and 2 pieces of toast

long way home

2 eggs, 2 bacon or sausage, gnomefries, and 2 pieces of toast

peckish passenger

2 pancakes (plain, chocolate chip, blueberry, or cinnamon roll) or 2 pieces of french toast, 2 slices bacon or sausage, and gnomefries

southern sausage gravy & biscuits

house made white sausage gravy over buttermilk biscuit w/ gnomefries

backyard benny

2 poached eggs + ham on an english muffin topped with hollandaise w/ gnomefries

apple fudder bites

our fried apple fritter bites with cinnamon glaze dipper and caramel (great to share as an appetizer!)

belgian or belgium?

a big fluffy waffle (plain, blueberry, chocolate chip, or cinnamon roll)

french toast isn't french

2 golden brown slices of texas toast dusted with powdered sugar, and gnomefries

fudwick's flapjacks

3 pancakes (plain, blueberry, chocolate chip, or cinnamon roll)

the pumpkin patch

3 pancakes with pumpkin pie spices and a pumpkin glaze

s'more vacations please

3 pancakes loaded with chocolate, marshmallow, and graham cracker

"apple"achian mountains

3 pancakes with apple pie filling and mountains of whipped cream

strawberry fields forever

3 pancakes with strawberry sauce, whipped cream, and biscuit crumbs

wild wild west

eggs, ham, peppers, onions, and cheddar cheese

it's all greek to me

eggs, spinach, tomato, olives, and feta cheese

dirty south

eggs, pulled pork, gnomefries, bbq sauce, onion rings, and cheddar cheese

garden gnome

eggs, mushrooms, onions, peppers, broccoli, tomatoes, and spinach

when pigs fly

eggs, bacon, sausage, and ham

i see london, i see france

spinach, tomato, provolone, and egg on a croissant

southern smoker

bbq pulled pork, egg, jalapenos, onions, and pepper jack cheese, on a buttermilk biscuit

road trippin'

sausage, bacon, egg, and american cheese, drizzled with syrup, between 2 fluffy pancakes

daily driver

fried egg with choice of cheese and meat, on choice of bread, english muffin, croissant, or biscuit